I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

~Marie Corelli


The funny thing I find about love is that it’s the one game you lose without even playing it.

~”Ally McBeal Show”

QUOTE: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

~ Albert Einstein